Perhaps if our great Archduke didn’t print himself more money every time he went shopping, we wouldn’t have such a problem with inflation. Oh well, such is life I suppose.
~Gold Standard
“Now, you too can honour your great Archduke by purchasing this amazing work of art! Surely, it will be a favourite for birthdays and Hearth’s Warming Eve for generations! For only Я3,999,999,999,999.99, not buying one would be a crime! NOT BUYING ONE WOULD BE A CRIME.”
I’ve never heard of him, but he sounds awesome and cool… like the kind of guy who has many real friends who laugh at his jokes!
Yeah, that’s not a real security measure. Seriously, if I’m one thing, it’s paranoid! How solid would my true security measures be if I went along telling everypony what they are?
<OOC> You may have noticed that I have been posting a bit less frequently lately. That’s mostly because I haven’t been anywhere near a computer lately! As university winds down, I find myself without a reliable connection to the internet for the time being. Now, this does not mean that I am abandoning this blog for the summer! Rest assured that if you ask Ordo something, he will get back to you eventually! It might just take a bit longer than normal. With that said… Happy Summer! </OOC>
How was I holding that sword? Miracles.
Seriously though, even though I’m the greatest athlete in all of Equestria Nova (the official records say so, and they don’t lie!), I’d much rather have a card duel than a swordfight…
We are all equal under the law. Some of us are just a little more “equal” than others! Heh heh…
Seriously though, they get state-funded healthcare, education, housing, and food. That’s hardly slavery.
You know, this is the first time in a long while I’ve appeared in full dress-uniform. Spiffing.
And I’m falling… … …
нфдйквбчфбвхйчсдвнпоц!
Ouch. It’s a good thing us ponies are made of some sort of marshmallow-like substance, or else I might have really been injured!
<OOC> This is, of course, a follow-up to my previous post. </OOC>
